How to maintain a good relationship with girls picked up in fancy bars

Aceasta este povestea unui chelios foarte dragut, pasionat de viata de noapte Bucuresteana si de femeile care o coloreaza…

“The first time i arrived in Romania, i went clubbing, of course.
I met lots and lots of nice girls. Good looking, well dressed, available….heaven.

Only one thing stayed between me and complete Romanian happiness: my phone.

I was telling my friends: I guess it’s something wrong with this fucking phone, nobody can call me from Romania; I will go to Vodafone and complain about this shitty service. Every fucking time a girl calls me, I cannot talk to her. Unbelievable. This is sabotage, they are sabotaging my love life……. I am answering the phone and at the other side…. nothing…just the busy tone. And it didn’t happen only one time, my friends. It’s happening all the time. Busy tone…busy tone…busy tone. I want to speak with the girls, not listen to the busy tone everyday. Vodafone sucks.

My father overheard the discussion and told me:

- Son, it’s time for a serious father-son conversation. It is clear for me that you have no clue about life in Romania....SON! Haven’t you ever heard about the “bip” concept????? Yes, in Romania the bip is a concept, it is very important to know about it, IT’S A WAY OF LIVING…. Nothing is wrong with the phone, just that those girls are hanging up on purpose, in order for you, as a foreign gentleman that you are, to call them back.
- On purpose father??? Why would they do such a thing to me?
- That fake Louis Vuitton bag fooled you? Come on, it is important for Romanian girls not to spend money on the phone bill. Were you trying to answer promptly? Biiiig mistake!!!!!!!! This means lack of education, my dear son. DO NOT ANSWER THE PHONE. EVER! Hang up and call them back if you want some action.”

Since this lesson, my love life improved dramatically.

Lesson number two: buy a Mercedes”

12 comentarii:

smd spunea...

eee...inainte de bip era vorbitul la 3 secunde...ce vremuri!

smd spunea...

ceva de genul: suna-ma...pac; sau: mama fa-mi si mie cartofi prajiti ca ajung acasa...pac :D

Marla spunea...

:)))) nu pot sa cred. credeam ca asta se poarta doar la astia mici pana in 16-17 ani :D
funny thou...but well dressed?

Teadora spunea...

well dressed, well....

Andrea C. spunea...

tipic românesc! ;))

Anonim spunea...

Aceasta tema este pur si simplu fara pereche:), este foarte interesant pentru mine:P Bravo !! vreau sa mai vad in continuare discutii pe tema asta!

Anonim spunea...

Buna Ziua!
Eu sunt Vlad, unul dintre membrii Radio Whisper, un radio anti-manele dedicat bloggerilor si nu numai.
Am vizionat cu atentie blogul tau si vreau sa spun ca am fost foarte fascinat de ceea ce am gasit. Am fost atras de subiectele interesante si de originalitatea articolelor. Felicitari ! Încep sa îl citesc cu drag.
Noi promovam la radio diferite articole ale bloggerilor, iar azi am promovat un articol de-al tau ; am specificat sursa articolului si am deschis si un subiect pe baza acestuia. Daca doresti, poti sa ne recomanzi orice articol si noi îl vom promova.
Cu scuzele de rigoare pentru acest mesaj de tip spam,acest mesaj este dedicat tie si la cei care merita care ii citim aproape zi de zi.
Ne-ar face placere, de asemenea, sa stim ca ai dori sa ne sustii în acest proiect de radio si sa accepti o eventuala colaborare.
Pe Radio Whisper se difuzeaza toate genurile de muzica, exceptând manele si piesele necenzurate, avem si câteva emisiuni, stiri etc. Ne-am propus sa realizam un proiect mare, iar pentru asta avem nevoie de sustinerea si ajutorul tau si al celorlalti colegi bloggeri. Dorim sa cream o echipa numeroasa, de oameni cu un talent aparte si m-am gândit ca, poate, ai vrea sa ni te alaturi si sa colaboram, binenteles, pe unul dintre domeniile care îti place. Dorim, de asemenea,sa iti acordam un scurt interviu. Pentru noi sunt importante ideile si modul de a gândi al bloggerilor si al ascultatorilor nostri.
Îti multumesc pentru timpul acordat, iar acum îti propun sa adaugi linkul sau bannerul nostru pe blogul tau si sa ne dai add la id-ul asculta.whisper sau un email asculta.whisper@yahoo.com pentru a discuta mai multe.www.radiowhisper.com
Multumesc,Cu stima Vlad!

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